Goldilock's Inauguration

10:45am...
Addi: "Mom? Did YOU putt my pack-pack in da laundwee womb?"
Mom: "Nope"
Addi: "Hum...maybe my invisibuul fwends did....I'll go ax um."
10:47am
Addi: "yep...it was dem."


11:25am...
I'm in my closet, she walks in and says...
Addi:"Mom? I'm so fweeekin stwong!"
and just walks away.

3:00 ish pm...
I went into the office to obsess over Facebook for the third day in a row. (I swore I wouldn't log in today) But there's nothing worse than the 3 o'clock downer. Surprisingly...a diet Dr. Pepper and an hour of Facebook. Voila! I can make it another 7 or 8 hours. Anyways...

( I hear this sweet little voice across the desk. And I can't type out her accent, it would take forever...)
Addi: ""...and then Goldilocks says "I'm really really sorry, but I broke your little chair!" and Goldilocks Mom says "That's okay...it's what happens to little chairs...sometimes it just happens." So Goldilocks feels much much better. "THANK you Mom...thanks so much.""

(She has a pen and notepad, pretending to write this whole story down. There is squiggly line after squiggly half-way down the page. Then she goes on to add...)
Addi: "and Goldilocks said "and to the republic...for which it stands" So the bears stand. Goldilocks tell them they must raise there hand up...to say HI. (she raises her arm, just like our new president) "One nation...and under...under... invisible with literally and justice... for bears.""
(and she folded her arms and closed her eyes to say a prayer.)

Me: Wwwwwhat!!!???
Addi: Oh Mom, you know...Go-dee-law-kisses beh's. It's just what we luund uh-uh-bout in pweeskoo tu-day!

I was glad I had shorthanded what I had heard...she almost made me wet my pants. I can't imagine where it all came from. I can piece together a few parts. I think there is a Goldilocks story...she's trying to memorize the Pledge at Preschool...today's inauguration...and just her 'cooky' little self.

I just love the fact that I get to interact with this child everyday! Love that girl!